quickie gonzalez 

to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."

i was so excited last night that i quickie gonzalezed that girl.

quickie gonzalez by nick and david March 2, 2007

Elián González 

A little, five-year-old Cuban boy who made headlines in 1999 by surviving the trip to Florida from Cuba in an inner tube. His mother died to get him to Florida, but she made the mistake of naming him a name that sounded far too much like the word, alien in English, and having him fathered by a man who would have nothing to do with Elián until being Elián's father was suddenly very patriotic.

If Elián González wasn't named a name that sounds like alien in English, maybe the feds wouldn't have been so obsessed with sending him home, or scared him into going back to Cuba by shoving an assault rifle in his face.

Elián González by Downstrike August 14, 2006

Jaylene Gonzalez 

The type of girl that is every guys dream. The biggest catch of them all. Usually a girl who is the perfect girlfriend with an amazing smile, laugh, body, KISSES ;), and personality. Every girl envies her, every guy wants her, and usually compared to the resemblance of an Angel. She's beautiful, amazing, lovable, cute, sweet, and totally Kissable. You should totally find a Jaylene Gonzalez

Damn, i really wish that Jaylene Gonzalez was MY girlfriend. I heard she is amazing<3

Jaylene Gonzalez by TheHiddenRomantic April 16, 2011

gabriela gonzalez

She is an amazing Beautiful girl. Who has a wonderful soul, she will never fail to put a smile on you and she’s dating Jack Avery from Why Don’t we

Woah did you see Gabriela gonzalez

I spoke to Gabriela gonzalez today she made me smile

gabriela gonzalez by Ariana. p May 18, 2018

Eva Gonzalez 

Eva Gonzalez is very special to Earth. She is an angle that brings smiles on everyone's faces. She is funny and beautiful in everyway. she is intelligent. Eva is also super good. She is a third degree black belt, she plays the piano, the guitar, and even the ukulele. That is why you need a Eva Gonzalez. She sings too. Not that good tho. If your feeling sad or mad, she will be there for you.

Eva Gonzalez you are amazing.
Thank you Eva Gonzalez for making my day.

Eva Gonzalez by Insusbs July 10, 2018

nathan gonzalez 

an instagram higher being, hates social rejects

minor: ayo whos savenvthan????
educated person: god himself

Nathan Gonzalez is someone who can talk his shit.

An extremely powerful being who can talk his shit and eats a lot of croutons 💯.

nathan gonzalez by IG savenvthan October 19, 2020

Gonzalo Gonzalez 

That one dude with a humongous penis. He’s packing about 18 inches.

AYO remember that one dude Gonzalo Gonzalez? I heard he had a huge cock! Yeah he’s packing about 16 inches!

Gonzalo Gonzalez by Ayo_jake February 12, 2021