Gonk is a word used to describe a state of mind and being. Originating from the depths of gods mind pool itself the Gonk has been transferred into the "Gonk droids" The droids due to their higher mind set simply walk the many planets in the place of mobile batteries, their internal thoughts being unlocked by fellow Gonk droids.
by Gonkaholic September 1, 2021
n. Has several, widespread meanings - often depending on geography - such as blowjob or underwear. Can also be used as a generic insult.
The word is best used, however, to describe enemies who must be eliminated in videogames.
The word is best used, however, to describe enemies who must be eliminated in videogames.
Me (playing Goldeneye: Jesus, I'm getting blasted to fuck here! There's way too many gonks!
You (advising me): There's one to your right...
Me: Oh shit, I'm dead. These gonks just didn't stop. Fucking gonks.
You (advising me): There's one to your right...
Me: Oh shit, I'm dead. These gonks just didn't stop. Fucking gonks.
by Terry Deary December 7, 2006
"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance
gonkfabulation/gonkathon/gonknodes/gonkalicious/gonktastic
"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
by Dave The Ravid August 3, 2005
I gonked into the cantaloupe almost immediately upon insertion.
I filled the cantaloupe to the brim with gonk
I filled the cantaloupe to the brim with gonk
by gonkie July 10, 2018
Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.
Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
by Nick Mihi. April 25, 2006
A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.
by 4cbb June 17, 2009