gold digger

A woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever.

"No, Fez," Jackie says. "A gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever."

by R2-DeepThroat June 26, 2014

gold digger

An intelligent and very beautiful being inside and out. Looking at her will give you a perm boner. This girl, has left a significant mark in our history. She has invented the term gold digging, she is ever so good at it, she doesn't even need to date or flirt to get those desperate fuzzy little man peaches throwing cash at her. She smells intoxicating, if million roses and the sweet scent of fresh apples could combine to make the most perfect smell that will leave you feeling lost in time, that would be the smell of her. If everyone's hopes, dreams, and prayers could collide to make a breath taking embodiment of a soul, coated with every soft, passionate lips kissing in this world, that would be her. She is what we call the God of Gold Digging. She is a true legend. This girl is:
Hist0rique / Jess

Khori: YO MOTHER BITCH! THIS GIRL JESS IM TELLING YOU, SHE JUST MADE ME SPEND $20 ON HER BUYING HER A GAME CARD FUCK MAN SHES SO PRETTY I JUST WANT TO PUSH HER AGAINST A WALL AND PLOW HER UNTIL SHE LOSES CONSIOUSNESS.
Khori's mom: IS SHE A GOLD DIGGER? YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY ON THIS GIRL.

*Jess walks by* *Both get moist and horny*
Khori's mom: UGGHHHHH MY FAKE TITS ARE GOING CRAZY MY NIPS ARE SO HARD. WHAT IS HER IGN I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND. I WILL GIVE HER SO MUCH GAME CASH
Khori: UGHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK. MOM ITS HIST0RIQUE. LETS GROUP SEXT HER.

by OhBbyYes April 13, 2013

Gold Digger

A fake ass hoe who only dates a guy for his money!

God, Anna Nicole is such a Gold Digger....

by BabyDahl February 16, 2006

Gold Digger

A horse-faced, self-entitled bitch living down the Lane, oh yeah, and Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.

Susie, the divorced gold digger that expects her ex to pay her way forever.

by someone better than her November 14, 2011

GOLD DIGGER

Woman who make the man pay for her, which is the way it should be.

look at that gold digger, she want a man to pay for her.

by Boo February 19, 2005

gold digger

1. A great comic (Amercian manga) by war veteran Fred Perry about cute girls who go on archaeological expeditions. Was around even BEFORE video game star Lara Croft. Also features arguably the most beautiful catgirl ever, Brittany "Cheetah" Diggers.
2. Also Gina Diggers' (the main character) nickname.

Man that last issue of Gold Digger was really good! I couldn't stop turning the pages, and when I turned the last page, I wished I had more pages to turn!

by Kix May 3, 2004

gold digger

a MAN who goes out wit you only for yo money and then comes back beggin for more after the first round of money is gone.

That man is such a gold digger i gave him 100 for a pair of shoes last week and now he wants to buy a new suit. what a gold digger to use all my fuckin money

by BBallF350 December 28, 2005