Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.

I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017

hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Stephen Glansburg

Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.

"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"

by shakingthebox January 3, 2008

glandhandler

someone (usually female) who is widely experienced in the anatomy of the male member

"that Sharon is a right glandhandler; the filthy old rotter"

by SPACENEWT October 30, 2008

Glancer

Formal medical term for the condition that an individual has when their large glizzy hands/fingers develop a form of aggressive cancer. Typically only occurs in individuals who are extremely old.

"Yo Huey, did you hear that Atrioc "Big A" Ewing got diagnosed with Glancer? It's terminal."

"That is terrible. Maybe if he went live on time that wouldn't have happened!"

by astradave August 1, 2023

mctouchin gland disorder

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.

"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"

by cavs5 June 12, 2014

prostate gland

This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.

Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.

by clinton sounds April 11, 2005