Gnarles

Anything that is, awesome, respectable, and cool.

Random Guy- Hey bro I just found 5 dollars, lets hit the town.

His Random Friend- Gnarles man, lets roll.

by 13Phantom31 April 13, 2011

Wolf a Gnarley

To wolf a gnarley. In the sense of a sexual act such as busting a nut, blowing a load, or even having a bowel movement, etc...

Holy shitballz Batman! I think I just wolfed a gnarley!

Hey baby, how bout we call it a night and wolf some gnarleys?

Where's the shitter? I'm gonna' wolf a gnarley!

So how much would it cost for you to wolf my gnarleys?

by Legal Definition July 6, 2009

Gnarest

Something directly relating to the highest level of gnarlyness that something can possess.

Gnar, Gnarly, Gnarlier, Gnarliest, and Gnarest.

Caleb: "Hey Phil did you see Family Guy last night?"
Phil: "Yeah dude, it was the gnarest shit on the streets"

by Caleb K. Hansen April 23, 2006

peepee gnarler

When a woman or man with gross beaver teeth bites into the penis of a person when they are giving them a blowjob.

SARAH: "What did u do last night?"
NICOLE: "I found out that I was a peepee gnarler."

by DrOk63 February 27, 2003

Garvey

garvey- adj.: anything rugged and rustic, such as spear-fishing, building large fires, and being a natural badass. Etymology: Modern English, that of Shawnee National Forest

Example: You just dressed like an Indian and speared a raccoon? That's so garvey!

by redwoodmp December 7, 2010

egyptian garvey

When 10 large Egyptian men form a circle jerk around a woman in a sphinx costume, and one by one they nut in her eyes, ear canals, and nostrils. Shortly after, the men take the woman to the top of one of their pyramids and sacrifice her toes to the Egyptian semen god by cutting them off and each eating one of the toes. Once the toes have been severed, the two eldest men get to eat the big toes to prevent any arguments among them of who will get the honor of eating the big toes. After this, they perform the ceremony where they turn a young boy into a man. They get the boy from the village who most recently reached the age of twelve to ride on the woman's back all the way down the pyramid. If the boy doesn't fall off while riding down the pyramid, he is transformed into a man. Although if the boy falls off at any point of the ride, he is fed to the camels. At this point, the woman is dead. They harvest her kidney to sell on the black market if it is not too damaged. Then they cook the woman to make stew for the village. This process is repeated weekly to feed the hungry villagers

"It's about that time again for the next Egyptian garvey." "Yeah, I heard Ma'nakhtuf gets the chance to become a man. He's growing up so fast, but we shall soon see if he is a true man like his father Rehu-erdjersenb."

by inlovewiththejuul September 27, 2017

Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011