Term used to describe a submissive sexual act performed by an individual who identifies as Proud Boy on an alpha male.
"Hey John, what were you doing in that public urinal for 3 hours last night?", "I was glorifying the Entrepreneur, can you pass me a wet wipe?".
by OwenMoney December 21, 2020
Can be a person or thing that is fucking up what you have going. Someone or something that won’t cooperate.
Troy yelled out “you Glorified Cunt Fuck” as he busted his knuckles when the wrench slipped off the bolt.
by Strikermafia December 05, 2024
A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
by nobangu November 29, 2024