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Geist Glare

A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.

Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
Mark Halperin - I am truly sorry for my actions.

Willie Geist - *geist glare*
by magzillas July 2, 2011
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GISTA

Acronym for GERM INFESTED SEPTIC TANK APARTMENT. Often used to refer to people jumping state lines for company tax breaks. Basically legal crooks.
Man dawg, did you move? Haven't seent you at the local dives lately?

Yeah bro, corporate made me get fresh digs at this GISTA up the road. I've had the sniffies ever since.

Anywho, margies Thursday?
by butwhataboutjermaine October 19, 2018
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glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.
Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM
by tankard December 18, 2013
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glitch in the matrix

Def 1. From the 1999 film The Matrix: Referring to a human experiencing déjà vu as caused by the Machines altering the Matrix.

Def 2. An explanation for an unlikely or irregular occurrence.
Ex 1. Neo identified a glitch in the matrix when he saw the same black cat walk past the door twice.

Ex 2. There must be a glitch in the matrix because I was struck by lightening and won the lotto all in the same day.
by dictionaryname February 24, 2009
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g list

a celebrity who you have to Google, just to see who they are.
Knowing Britney's luck, she'll be g list in a matter of months.
by tinkyfinky December 24, 2007
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gist

Noun.
The general meaning of something. To "get the gist" means to understand something, but not to be expert in it.
Bob: Did you read Moby Dick last night?

Steve: Nah, I read spark notes, got the gist.
by Pepsi X-treme August 27, 2005
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Glitch Goth

1) A sub-genre derived off “Goth’s, Grunge, Emo’s, and Skaters.” except they are in love with vaporware, neon colors, acid/lsd, and anything bright. Their futuristic style gives them an outstanding look, and they love listening to Trap music or anything distorted, for better context (100 gecs, Scarlxrd, and Screamo) are very few but good options.

2) The outfits. They wear things you would expect a goth/pastel goth to wear, just more bright and they enjoy making it unique. Their fashion is very out there, so they get recognized more often. Some common features would be:
- excessive neon wrist bands
- longer hair/dyed
- neon bomber jackets
- trippy hoodie
- baggy cargo pants
- glow sticks
- shutter shades
- any colorful hat accessory
- glitchcore anime shirts
- glitch overalls

Note: If someone wears anything listed above, it doesn’t automatically mean their a Glitch Goth.

3) Music/Language. 1/2 Now I’ll go into more detail about why they like (100 gecs, Scarlxrd, and Screamo) which I listed before. Basically it’s a combination of other genres, it helps them express their anger or mood in a way. The music might have no meaning to it, but all they care about is the beat and style. Fast paced, loud, and distorted.

2/2 They speak in their normal language, except they enjoy mixing binary with how they speak/text. A basic definition; "h1y br0!1!!". or "01001000 01100101 01111001"
(1) The Glitch Goth around the corner offered me shrooms.

(2) Why do Glitch Goth’s love to be high all the time, and walk around like futuristic zombies?

(3) That Glitch Goth's personality is laid back, chill, and notorious.
by Blugan May 12, 2021
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