girthgod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod! BDE aka RudeDaddy!
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by DentsPhogg June 26, 2022

Girthlength

The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.

Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!

by B. Kizzle August 7, 2022

Lord Girthitude

A man who's penis bears great width but lacks the length to be considered large by most standards.

I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.

by The Good Lord of Girthitude October 6, 2011

Google Girth

A search performed on google maps for girthy men.

How did you meet this guy? I found him using Google Girth yo.

by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017

Girth Day

Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.

Happy Girth Day!

by jmn3813 May 23, 2011

Girth Units

The unit of measurement used to determine the girth of an object or person.

Person: "Hello, I would like to ship a package."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."

by forevercha0s November 12, 2010

Girthquake

Probably the thickest cock you will ever see. And this thing is thick a little thicker than a baseball bat.

Zack: wow latisha got destroyed by that guys girthquake the other night
Nick: wow he must be really thick

by Thick nick October 8, 2014