glerp

is good noise that comes out a sqeezable cheese!

That chedder cheese can sure made a wonderful glerp!

by i like egg April 5, 2016

glerpes

The mixture of glitter and herpes found on any number of individuals. This term speaks to the oddly high incidence at which glitter and herpes occur together. Glitter and herpes alone have a small probability of being present on any sole person. However, the probability that the second occurs when the first is present is almost a statistical certainty.

Person 1: "Dude that stripper is so hot!
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...

by freshnate September 22, 2011

Gleepo

One who swims about a public pool, whilst biting the stray fart bubbles of strangers

"Did you see that guy swimming around biting peoples' fart bubbles?"

"Yeah dude, he's a total gleepo. He must be having a field day."

by Hellaciously September 30, 2012

gleep

verb: to shoot a small droplet of spit through the teeth

Boys tend to be better gleepers than girls

by texan May 5, 2004

Glemp

Coined by Jeph Jacques of the webcomic Questionable Content.
It means a vegetative state of wakefulness; that hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever.

Jeph, just close your laptop and go lie down," you say. "I can't," I reply. "I'm glemp.

by Aurochs7 July 19, 2011

Glerp

Another kinky way to say nice, well dressed, smokin', sexy or handsome

"You are lookin mighty glerp

today, man "

*casually winks*

"Thanks man, but not as glerp as you!"
"Aww shucks"

by Metal~moose December 29, 2015

Gleep

To steal instead if purchasing.

Yo man, lets gleep that shit

by Bear, The Mysterious Donut July 10, 2011