A abbreviation for 'Grilled Gallon of lard', used to describe particularly greasy or belgian people.
1: Stop being a stupid Gil Galad monkey
2: I am offended at that remark
1: Good
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2: I am offended at that remark
1: Good
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by LT3 February 12, 2004

A gay person with no self-esteem
by Gil with one L May 3, 2018

When a man, preferably named Gil or Gilbert, is taking a shit on a toilet, picks up his girl and makes her continue intercourse while still trying to finish his business. A person who has little care for how unhygienic the situation might be but still wants to get one in.
that guy looks like a dirty Gil the way he just rushed out of that bathroom with his girlfriend. I heard a women screaming Hercules in the bathroom stall, that guy she is with must be a dirty gil.
by scumbag14 January 2, 2024

The future president of the US. Don't believe us? Watch the 2040 ballot for Mark Gilsenan, you'll see. Vote for him, but even more so, donate money! He needs all the cash flow he can get in 2040, so watch for him then!
Person 1- Who are you voting for?
Person 2- That shouldn't be a question, I'm voting Gils!
Person 1- Who?
Person 2- Oh! He's also called Mark Gilsenan...
Person 1- Oh yeah! I'm voting for him too. Who else would you vote for?!
Person 2- That shouldn't be a question, I'm voting Gils!
Person 1- Who?
Person 2- Oh! He's also called Mark Gilsenan...
Person 1- Oh yeah! I'm voting for him too. Who else would you vote for?!
by mintyfre$h June 5, 2018

Gil is a big black beast with a cock of 4 feet long. He is super handsome, funny and is a legend among society.
by crunchynutbust February 12, 2020
