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Bryan: What the hell happened to you last night?
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
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"Dude. Last night at this bar. This guy was being a jerk to a woman? And this bigger guy came over and checked him down. Total mic drop." "You mean he Gilletted him?" "Yeah, he fucking Gilletted him."
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