Gillingham

A town in the south east UK. Do not travel here unless absolutely necessary. Walking down the high street has been proven to cause crippling depression. Common sightings include crackheads doing their Iceland shopping in their dressing gown, gangs of year 9 wannabe roadmen who will beef you for no reason to look hard Infront of their dedoid friends, and crackhead men driving about in their second hand BMWs in their full Adidas tracksuit thinking they're the dog's bollocks despite living off the dole since they left school. Gillingham is best known for its football team and it's resident world-class rapper Prezzaman.

"where did you go last weekend?"
"I popped into Gillingham to see a mate, I now have depression"

by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 20, 2021

Golfing

a very rich white persons sport who has millions of dollars and a big ass house.

i go golfing.

by best golfer May 15, 2010

Gilling

creating an act of talent for a celebrity crush and successfully getting them to contact you.

so named after Chelsea Gill who on January 2nd 2012 wrote a song for celebrity jason segel which he saw and took her and her twin sister out to the comedy awards later that week.

i'm going to make a Gilling video and maybe patrick fugit will see it and reply back to me.

by kryz-D January 21, 2012

anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass

Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

gulfing down

To eat at an extremely fast rate

'Hey man wanna go out?'
'Just gulfing down this pizza, I'll be with you in 10'

by LADPOINTS October 8, 2014

Gelfin

A cross between an Elf and a Goblin.

Look at that little Gelfin over there.

by Dan August 20, 2003

gifin

one who falls in the slime

you just been gifin'd

by dolly May 23, 2003