Cardinal gibbons

one straight ass school ...sometimes called a drug school shit football team but every other sport is good located in fort lauderdale
"where do u go?"
"i go to cardinal gibbons..."
"o so your gay?"
-guy gets hit in the face-
by cardinalgibbonsfl May 2, 2011
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cardinal gibbons

Probably the realest school in Raleigh.
We know how to rock polos and project pat at the same time. Many Hot girls.
-4 Wachovia Cups

Ravenscroft is punks.
#77 A fat defensive lineman(from Ravenscroft), who got run over by the Gibbons Football Rushing attack, as evidant by our 300 yards rushing.
by tony yayo February 15, 2005
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Gibbon's Shame

"The Gibbon's Shame" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To perform the Gibbon's Shame, climb to the top of the forest canopy and drape your vine near the banana tree.
Dr. Livingston's numerous expeditions into the Zambian jungle had no scientific merit and were really just meditations on The Gibbon's Shame.
by boat butter January 15, 2009
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Toothless Gibbon

Close up of a Gibbons mouth with no teeth - The hairy, Munted discharging Flaps of the femail genitals.
....After a romantic, Clark Gabel type evening ....."Lie down and let me road drill your "Toothless Gibbon" with my Custard Chucker"...... Oh Clark you are such a romantic.....XXXXX.
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cardinal gibbons

1) a catholic school between Raleigh and Cary, North Carolina, full of people who spend all day trying to hype their own school on urban dictionary while simultaneously talking shit about other schools.

2) a preppy, white school which sucks at sports (primarily basketball and football) and academics. A school so god awful academically, that anyone who hopes to go anywhere other than community college would rather go to public school. It's only saving grace is that it has some pretty good looking girls.

...by the way "reclassifying" isn't cheating, Gibbons people do it too.
to see just how gay gibbons kids are, search "ravenscroft", "Cardinal Gibbons" or any other triangle area school. Its pretty obvious, Gibbons sucks.
by balls&icewater March 24, 2008
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Cardinal Gibbons

A School for people who believe that they get to be frat boys/sorority sisters forever. These people are often shocked when they realize this isn't true. Students have few people skills and even less upward mobility. Their A students go to colleges that other schools in Raleigh send their B and C students to.
"Hey, did you hear about all the kids from Cardinal Gibbons who didn't get into UNC?"

"Yeah! Isn't Enloe sending half of their senior class there next year?"
by Muddum April 9, 2010
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Matt Gibbons

A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
We beat Matt Gibbons again in Euchre!
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