Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*

"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"

by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016

Budweiser geyser

you or your partner grab a beer bottle(longneck) and inserts it into the anus and pours it in the rectum, holds it in for 30 seconds and afterwards unleashing a geyser on the partners face. You have the option of opening your mouth.

The bachelor party was awesome, it ended with a Budweiser geyser. It was like having beer with pulp!

by chema putz July 2, 2011

Geyser Supriser

While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.

I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.

by King Geyser February 20, 2010

Chocolate geyser

When you feed your partner laxatives and you piledrive their ass until the diarrhoea explodes out.

Side note: for best results, feed your partner indian or mexican food.

Bro i just took my girlfriend out to taco bell and we're gonna have a chocolate geyser for dessert later.

by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2017

Michigan Geyser

the act of putting mentos down somebody's asshole and then pouring diet coke down the asshole. Then a chemical reaction occurs causing a stream of fizz to explode out like a geyser.

Tyler: Dude i just totally gave Amanda a Michigan Geyser last night.
Blake: I've done worse to animals.

by WHITBY20 January 9, 2011

Muddy Geyser

This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.

My wife pissed me off on valentine's day so I cooked her dinner and gave her a muddy geyser.

by Deuce Master December 1, 2014