vagina geyser

during sex when a girl squirts and it gushes like a geyser :)

Susan: Ahh ahhhhh!
Bob: Damn what a vagina geyser! My whole room's wet!
:)

by chance and conner are gay July 20, 2007

Colorado Hot Geyser

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.

Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

White geyser

when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex

I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd

"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"

by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011

Dirty Geyser

To punch a woman,who has diarrhea, in the stomach while she is standing on her head, thus makeing her shoot poo from her anus

I punched michelle in the stomach so hard she dirty geysered all over the bedroom

by nate the snake August 27, 2012

ass geyser

When you have not gone to the bathroom in a few days and really have to go and as soon as you pull down your pants your shit comes out and splatters everywhere like a geyser.

(in a public bathroom) "Woah, why is there shit all over the walls?"
"The guy who just walked out had the biggest ass geyser I've ever seen"

by SBrotato October 7, 2014