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genetity

a word used when one wants to describe their offspring as "the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree" or "a chip off the old block".
Man your kid sure has the same genetity as you. Is he the class clown at school like you were too.
by Disexlia boy October 3, 2010
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genetic lifeform and disc operating system

The acronymic meaning of GLaDOS.
Aperture Laboratories Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System, or GLaDOS, filled the room with neurotoxins.
by SupaleegamingX May 17, 2014
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Gweyneth

Gweyneth is a sweet girl. She may be shy at first, but as you get to know her, you'll see how amazing she truly is. She's an incredible person, but insecure even though she's awesome, so shower her with much love and care, she deserves it. She's beautiful, very attractive, funny and charismatic. Gweyneth is someone you want to have by your side.
This is my wife, Gweyneth! Isn't she graceful?
by anonymous September 22, 2020
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geanette

A funny, charming, loveable, kind, sweet, beautiful, hillarious, has a good sense of humour. A great friend to be around, is very understanding and tries to see the best in everyone.
Boy: That girl is amazing.

Girl: Yeah she's such a Geanette
by shushi_bubs August 12, 2012
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Genetic Engineering

Often misunderstood as a bad thing because of bad coverage in the press, it is in fact very useful. To engineer something you need to map an organism's DNA and then discover which genes have which effect. Then map another organism's DNA and implant those genes where you want the desired effect. It can be performed while a creature or plant is in it's embrionic stage, if done after there would be far too many DNA strands to alter. It could be used to create plants that would grow all year round in any county such as deserts without rain or even in antarctica and if there is water there, thoretically Mars.
"Genetic Engineering is a bad thing. I don't know what I'm talking about. I am an idiot."
Prince Charles.
by Wingy January 3, 2006
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Genetics

The science of heredity linked to DNA and other molecules. Scientists are currently working to decode the human genome in one of the biggest scientific efforts ever attempted.
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience .
"Shall we go see that new film?"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is"
"Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?"
"That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics"
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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Gwyneth

The middle name of some American girl I know. It apparently isn't very popular as a first name - shame, really, since it's a lovely name meant to describe the holder as ladylike and gentle. (Ha!)
Some names evoke thoughts of.. unladylike behavior. Name one person named "Gwyneth" who would fit that bill. Enough said.
by Ijusthadtodoit August 5, 2008
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