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Garrison Level

The point where the volume from any given audible source (i.e. music, movie, television show, etc.) reaches and/or exceeds an acceptable level for enjoyment and is indeed no longer enjoyable by anyone.
Yeah, it was real relaxed upstairs at 20th last night until the movie reached Garrison Level.

Dude, turn that music down, we're approaching Garrison Level here, I like having eardrums.
by slickwillypie May 4, 2010
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Garrison

To tall for his age
Man that kid is a Garrison
by GarryTheGator June 6, 2018
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Garrison Goggles

in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...

See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>
Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.
by sanjit_ September 26, 2008
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Garrison

A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.
A girl who wants to be on student council should be a role model. She should be a Garrison.
by Breezy February 20, 2015
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Garrison

A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.
Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.

" I think im going to puke"

"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"

" I saw a Garrison penis once."
by kiwassabie April 24, 2010
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Garrison

Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, that’s a Garrison
Bruh
by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019
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Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
Mr. Smith is such a Garrison
by Pitoyable May 13, 2005
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