Geometry Dash

A Game created by Swedish Programmer, Robert Topala. The game blew up to popularity in the 1.9 update, with millions of Spanish players joining the community. Geometry Dash has truly evolved in the past four years, and there will be various changes in the future!

Hey! I am going to play Geometry Dash

by Iminguendo26 December 9, 2017

Geometry

I hate this subject with a burning passion, it is not applicable to anything that will ever be used ever unless you take a stupid job as a high school math teacher. It is especially stupid because our teacher made us write a fuck ton of proofs and my wrist still has PTSD from that.

Whats your grade in Math?
I wanna die.
The class is easy if you try.
Shut the fuck up Max Geometry is a stupid subject.

by YungTejano2004 March 7, 2019

play some geometry dash

When someone has a skill issue

“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me

by SalmonNugget May 30, 2022

Geometry

A class thats useful IF you plan on going into architecture, construction, or Civil Engineering. Apart from that, its not really applicable. Just let me move right on to Algebra 2 instead of wasting my sophomore year Texas Education Agency!

Ted: Wow Mr. Wells is such a great teacher! I love Geometry!
Me: Well thats great for you, now let me sleep during his lecture.

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper November 22, 2011

Geometry

An idiotic class with no real point. The Pythagorean Theorem is a very good example. You know, A squared plus B squared equals SUCKS.

Geometry is often taught by ugly old men with gray hair.

by Kitkatbar November 4, 2007

geometry

1. n. An exotic form of torture
2. v. To impose geometric reasoning upon one's student or advisary.

1. n. I had to go to geometry at 8:00 in the morning. I think I'll kill myself now.
2. v. My geometry teacher geometried me. It hurt.

by bill November 19, 2002

Geometry dash

It’s a game that makes people cry

I JUST FUCKING DIED AT 96% ON SUBSONIC IN GEOMETRY DASH

by pokimanebodypillow October 17, 2019