Graham Kirby

The act of pooping like a sailor.

Dude I totally have to go Graham Kirby all over the bathroom.

by Ed Supler May 8, 2008

roi graham

someone who lives in a tent with no floor, generally wakes up most mornings with grass and dirt stains covering his/her body, they normally have spasticated parents as well who don't wash them or their clothes, personal hygiene is not an issue for "roi grahams" as they believe that hygiene is a myth, their full body appearance looks as if they have just been dragged through a bush backwards.

normal person: hello you look like you need a haircut and shave.
roi graham: fuck off, you fat bitch my hygiene is none of your concern.

by DatBoiRoi June 14, 2017

Graham's Number

1. The largest useful number in real mathematics.

2. upper-bound solution to Ramsey theory.

3. Makes googolplex look like a pussy.

...9404248265018193851562535

7963996189939679054966380

0322234872396701848518643

9059104575627262464195387

...yeah that's the first 100 digits.

Graham's Number is enough to make Chuck Norris blink.

by plasmaXwisp August 26, 2009

Lindsey Graham

A sexual position enjoyed by closeted homosexuals. It involves getting it from behind from two well hung twinks using only spit for lube, simultaneously enjoying it and getting red-faced embarrassed by how much you're enjoying it, all while pleading for them to stop but refusing to use your safe word.

Steve: How was last night?
Reginald: Absssolutely delightful! I was out all night and had a Cleveland Steamer and a Lindsey Graham! It. Was. Wonderful!

by William Eitch Macy October 20, 2020

graham norton

What all gay guys should aspire to be. Well, him or Freddy Mercury.

Queen Latifa- queen by name


Graham Norton- Queen by Nature


----from v. graham norton

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

Graham

A Graham is a handsome, popular, and tall guy. They generally live in a preppy place, with women at his feet praying to him. He is a god. Grahams also are generally very athletic, even the most athletic in their class. If you meet a Graham, you are a very lucky individual, although you may be speechless by his incredibly looks, hair, body, and eyes. A Graham can easily steal your woman, although he is too nice of a guy to do so. A Graham always belongs to a country club, but he is more of a classic American sports guy (Football, Basketball, Hockey, Lacrosse). Nonetheless, Graham is basically what you want to be when you are a fetus inside of your moms aching belly....

Guy1: "What the hell is Graham doing here? Isn't he supposed to be on the moon, saving the world, or on a yacht?"

Guy2: "Who the fuck knows.... I don't want to piss my pants today, so I'm not going to go talk to him."

Example 2 ~

Girl: (Sees Graham) Oragasm.

by WeLikeToPissOfOldWhitePeople August 27, 2013

Lindsey Graham

1. A bitch ass republican who wants to suck Donald Trumps Dick. Trump wont let him because he's too much of a bitch. He also has a lisp and is a disgrace to all the LGBT community.

2. A Dick weasel

3. A closet homophobe with a female name.

A douchebag: Trump won the election there was mass vote fraud
Me: Thanks Lindsey Graham
Bystander: That douchebag is a total Lindsey Graham.

by Dirty JonR December 5, 2020