geographic card

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.

"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"

by jim jones yo September 27, 2007

geographical chameleon

an area you haven't been to in a very, very, long time. you remember it one way, but by the time you get back the 'developers' have closed in, and though the 'lay of the land' is pretty much the same, new buildings/architecture (bizarrechitecture? (-urban dict.word!) have 'gone up' and you no longer recognize the place.

went back to pooptown after fifteen years and it had become a geographical chameleon!

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

Geographic Tongue

A sometimes painful tongue inflammation condition where patches of the tongue become red or white and the whole surface resembles a map. There is no known cure. Also known as benign migratory glossitis.

Many people get a mild geographic tongue from eating pineapple.

Damn! My tongue hurts. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pineapple! Now I've got geographic tongue again.

by Fredgirl77 December 12, 2010

National Geographic Moment

When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.

Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!

Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.

Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!

by Ranger Debbie June 28, 2010

Geographacist

One who discriminates and stereotypes someone based on the location of where they live or where they are from.

Lisa hates all people from Long Island, she's such a geographacist.

by rojoto October 27, 2009

geographicinism

The act of knowing all places on Earth and making it as your long password for your porn account.

Steve-"Hey what country is that?"
Thomas-"You don't know your geographicinism man?"

"HOLY CRAP how long is that password, must be geographicinism."

by Smegums April 8, 2015

Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries

Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad

by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021