genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals

You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..

by YOITTIT February 5, 2010

Genital Tag

Genital tag is just like phone tag only it involves sex. It occurs when a man and a woman try to have sex but each person's genitals are in a state of dysfunction at exactly the same time that their partner is ready. (i.e. She can't get her juices flowing when he has his erection and and he loses his erection as soon as she gets her juices flowing.)

Brian Cass and his wife gross each opther out a lot; they played genital tag for the duration of their honeymoon.

by DLa December 24, 2004

Genital Genocide

A combination of two words basically meaning a Vasectomy for males, a new synonym. In thought, a vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure removing all the sperm from the male member. It technically is the "killing" of a "people" but all only for the sole purpose of referring it in a more humorous sense.

Ryan R. : The wife is making me have a vasectomy, yes, no joke.

Andy S. : Are you serious? Why? Make her have her tubes tied! Screw that.

Ryan R. : Yeah man, genital genocide is a horrible thing.

Andy S. : You're tellin' me. sucks to be you.

by Rizzle23 July 30, 2009

genital herpes

The most embarassing commercials on tv. Seriously, who the fuck wants to know you have it? If people need help, go see your fucking doctor.

"I have genital herpes"
Thanks for sharing.

by Adrian September 22, 2006

Genital Hogwarts

What Ron gave to Hermione when they did it.

Hermione: Ron, what are these magical sprinkles around my vag?

Ron: Babe, those are the Genital Hogwarts I gave you!

by Jamas March 10, 2009

Genital Souties

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.

Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!

by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006

genital floundering

the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub

Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.

by Markus GP. November 7, 2013