Gelfmania

A fascist country, the country is a Laserpeeker sail boat. The country has King, the King sometimes has a queen who sits in the north of the country. There is also a Führer, who has superior decision making politically, but has no decision in the direction the country will sail. Gelfmania had declared war on the United States of America and began throwing rocks at the eastern coast of the USA.

“Gelfmania would have won the war against America is it weren’t for those damn seals!”

by Gelfmania June 24, 2021

gelf

a word that can be used in place of any word that you can ever think of, usually this would be a curse or bad word. Used to create funny sentences.

"You are a flipping gelf"
" I heard you gelfed that girl last night"
"OMG i just gelfed in my pants"
"My girlfriend dumped me, what a gelf"

by Matt Thoggy August 21, 2007

gellin'

wearing gel insoles in your shoes, preferably Dr. Scholl's.

"You gellin'?"
"I'm gellin' like a felon!"
"What about you playa?"
"I'm so gellin', I'm like Magellan!"
"I'm gelling!"
"No you ain't gellin' cracka!"
BANG BANG! (cracka gets shot)

by Nick D March 19, 2003

GILFITA

Granny
I'd
Like to
Fuck
In
The
Ass

My god! Muriel is such a Gilfita. Id taste her prunes anyday.

by turboman26 October 22, 2009

gellin

Gellin' means you're wearing the new insoles by Scholls
If you're Gelling, you're not gellin'.
Gelling means you use goopy L.A. Looks hair gel and you're an assclown.

I'm gellin' like a felon, want some melon ?

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

gellin like a felon

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."

I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'

by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003

Golfie

Russian lord

Father golfie shall rule VR

by GrimColors March 27, 2021