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vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.
Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"
by irelandgneis August 14, 2012
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Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels
You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese
by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019
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grey geesed

Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"
Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.
by TronsauseFiveMillion January 4, 2010
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geeky cute

A nerdy guy who has a hot quality to him. Usually a computer geek, or a gamer geek that is actually cute and would get laid.
"Oh my god Whitney, the guy that fixes our computers at work is geeky cute."
by SammiGirl November 7, 2006
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geeksy

adj: a geeky guy who is sexy.....usually the geeksy man is completely unaware of his geeky sexyness--which is all the more appealing
"Hey did you see that guy at the Star Trek convention?"
"Heck yeah! That guy was Geeksy as hell!"
by Yum Yum Gum July 28, 2008
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feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.
I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.
by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007
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Geekyleaks

News leaks about new gadgets and products that haven't been launched yet. Particularly the kind that causes uproar and makes headlines in the techy community.
Dude, did you see all the geekyleaks about the new iPhone or whatever?

Yeah, it's all over the tech blogs. They made some powerful people very angry.
by Ad.Co December 1, 2010
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