gayson

Someone who is a pain in the ass, vegetarian, and has narcolepsy.

Damn, she is such a gayson. She passed out before 10 and threw up her vegetarian dinner.

by Dick Rasch Sr. August 2, 2011

gahoonas

The breasts of a women

Man I want to squeeze her gahoonas! Squeeze them well good.

by Ben May 13, 2005

gayconator

a sandwich capable of turning someone into a homosexual.

I just ate a gayconator, now I feel like waving a rainbow flag.

by mitchel connor January 12, 2009

gazoontight

The illiterate spelling of the word "Gesundheit"

*ACHOO!*

"Gazoontight."

You mean Gesundheit, moron.

by coolst August 17, 2011

gayboner

The occurrence of one's penis becoming erect as a result of homo-erotic touching/playing, thinking of men engaging in homo-erotic acts, or viewing such homo-erotic acts.

Hershman got a gayboner when Futch gooch-grabbed him after drinking some Arbor Mist wine coolers.

After watching Grey's Anatomy, Ballen had to run to the bathroom to relieve himself of his gayboner.

by Jewbin October 3, 2007

gaybones

A politically correct substitute for sentences expressing dismayal or disgust at something, which would usually be described as being "gay" or "retarded."

1."That movie was so gaybones."
2."Don't be such a gaybones."
etc.

by ColetteReardin September 8, 2008

gayronic

Characterized by an insincere or playful expression of a homosexual or androgenous quality.

See metrosexual.

Ted ordered an appletini, a gayronic departure from his usual "scotch on the rocks".

by Ian Archer March 1, 2005