Golden Gayness

When your gay partner sticks his penis in your anus and urinates causing your penis to fill with piss.

During sex the Golden Gayness is preformed

Ryan: Lets try something new

Alby: I know of a great experience spread your cheeks here comes the Golden Gayness

by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009

gaynar

Derived from "gay sonar", the ability to detect homosexuality in dolphins. Like gaydar, but for our friends under the sea.

Hambone's highly developed sense of gaynar would activate whenever Flippy passed by.

by The Texas Hammer February 21, 2005

iPhone Gayness

A tool who brags about their iPhone and doesnt have a real job so it is paid for by their parents

Will's iPhone Gayness is starting to get on my nerves.

by stud0987 August 2, 2012

cock'doud gaynee

an intensely gay sit/kneel consisting of a piercing 'homo-eye' and quite frequently, a silly bum shift to the left.

Haha! Check out that Mike guy's cock'doud gaynee!

by The Jesster December 29, 2007

gayanese

when you talk like your gay and your japanese

man that guy spoke gayanese

by f;dFH;weufhudsfh;wuoefh;udshf; January 20, 2009

Gayness

The term given to an imaginary aura surrounding a person after commencing a certain action, saying a certain word or phrase, or attending a place. It is said that one is "covered in Gayness" when they do something, which in turn makes them look gay, sound gay, or ultimately be gay.

*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."

"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"

"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."

by Gaynessbian September 19, 2009

gaynade

When your homosexual sibling takes you and locks you in their room, and tries to make you gay.

I'm gay because my brother gave me a gaynade.

by CamMartians August 28, 2015