gatekeeper

a friend who acts as the perfect third wheel by distracting parents and/or guardians while friends are hooking up nearby

"Hey Amelia, thanks for watching the door the other day while Levi and I were hooking up. You're the best gatekeeper ever!"

by notsohazeleyes August 15, 2015

Gatekeepers

Overgrown chest hair that drapes over your entire nipple, blocking it from view.

Brian loves it when LeeAnn tugs on his Gatekeepers.

by Biff38 January 29, 2007

Gatekeeper Apologist

A gatekeeper apologist is a person who defends a gatekeeper.

Person A: I suffer from depression. I am in the middle of getting it treated.

Gatekeeper: you are not suffering from depression. You don't even have anything to be depressed about.

Person A: Are you gatekeeping depression?

Gatekeeper apologist: no they are not gatekeeping, You are just lying about your illness.

by Psychedelia November 22, 2020

gaykeep

similar to gatekeeping, the word gaykeeping refers to making interests or people exclusive in order to keep them from becoming “mainstream”. This word however can only be used when referring to someone from the LGBTQIA+ community or a symbol regarding the community.

“I am going to gaykeep Charlie from Ben”

“What is his name?” “Sorry I am gaykeeping”

by lilpan May 4, 2022

Gatekeeper

The sexual act where one partner acts as the 'gatekeeper' clenching his or her anus in an attempt to prevent the other partner from penetrating the anus forcefully with his member or a phallic sexual aid (dildo).

Man... Bob and I were playing gatekeeper last night and he was able to siege my stronghold in moments.

by JacobianSmith October 28, 2012

goalkeeper

to protect something from somebody

Mike just can not keep a secret. He always tells everything to his brother.
Yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!

by Ula-la May 2, 2006

Gatekeeper

The Gatekeeper is a Teambang participant who usually occupies the mouth and throat of the female attendee until it is time for the Tube Greaser to step in or for said Gatekeeper to become the Tube Greaser.

I was in a Teambang the other day as a Gatekeeper, but I lost my cool and became a Tube Greaser.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019