garmuc

garmuc:

–noun

1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is used to wipe semen on

Pronunciation: "GAr-mUK"

Garmuc is the word "cum-rag" spelled backwards. Many young men use socks, dish towels, t-shirts or what have you for this purpose. Often times it is easier for one male to say to another "I left my garmuc out!" instead of "cum rag".

"Dude, my mom did my laundry and found my garmuc!"

Friend: "Holy shit balls batman, that thing probably stood up on itself -- she is totally going to cut your internet off!"

by DaDornta April 24, 2011

Gargunnock

A small but insanely cool village near Stirling, in Central Scotland.

Have you been to Gargunnock? It's the coolest place on Earth!

by Pseudonymcd123 April 29, 2011

gaoussou

A person who is the most savage and won't have a problem with knocking some one else

Man that kid is such a Gaoussou, he punched him in at instant

by Bat owl July 2, 2017

Garbungle

When someone is absolutely trash at something

Dude you’re so garbungle at smash bros i’m clapping you with villager

by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

gargulio

Gargulio the goat of the walking dead sadly killed by merle dixon hear that bird?

How do you say your name again? Gargulio

by Kiteman! July 18, 2023

Garo

A cigarette

Can I borrow a garo bro?

by williamprior March 7, 2017

garfuckel

to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives

Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!

by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008