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the gargoyle

the term used to describe a dude vibin on the top of a toilet stall, perched like a bird and shittin 6 feet down on the floor
John: Woah, look at Mike! He’s doin the gargoyle!
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*
by jo-mama-bruh October 23, 2019
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Gargoyling

A sex term. a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame.
a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame. this is called Gargoyling.
by Nitsuj Siena Theater/aerdna October 27, 2009
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Gargoyling

Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty ™
Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.
by Unicornhole March 26, 2016
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gargoyling

1. The act of stalking, loitering, or bothering others simply by being present.

2. Giving the stink eye.

3. Being really really ugly.
"That creepy dude has been gargoyling in the corner all night."

"Shit man, she was hot last night but when we woke up this morning she was totally gargoylin'"
by Sydnah October 7, 2008
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Gargoyling

verb
It's like "owling"
only you make the ugliest face possible
(not hard for most)
and don't forget to getcho claws out!
hey im bored lets go gargoyling on high objects
take pictures and upload via facebook!show everyone we are the best gargoylers in this town.
by defoba July 23, 2011
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gargoyle

a person with a nasty grill and hideous facial features
Crystal is a gargoyle
by .LK August 26, 2005
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gargoyle

1. A gargoyle is a drainage spout found on Gothic structures. Though many are grotesque representations of human or mythical forms, the proper context is that of a structural element, not a mythical creature.
Gargoyles were often carved into grotesque cariatures of people the stoneworkers might personally know.
by Belisarius March 2, 2004
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