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Garg

The new illness everyone is getting on college campuses after losing natural immunity during the Covid-19 quarantine. Blanket term for anything from the common cold to a sinus infection. Identified by coughing or sneezing in class accompanied by an assurance that you don’t have covid.

also

A trap for the friend who is too intelligent to fall for the simple deez nuts joke
Student 1: *coughs loudly and inhales through stuffy nose*

All students: *look over in fear*

Student 1: “I swear I dont have covid.”

or

Student 1: “Hey did you hear that the garg is going around again”

Student 2: “What’s garg?”

Student 1: “Garg-le deez nuts!!!”
by Dr3w42 November 19, 2021
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garg

A horrible meme that is dumb.
Garg is dead.
by BillBoBagondeeznuts September 7, 2018
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Garge

"Garge" is a derogatory term regarding an "animesexual". It generally means someone is a filthy, lonesome hermit, and it has been applied to "animesexuals" because of their lonely, filthy status.
Person #1: "I heard that Jake unironically identifies as an animesexual."
Person #2: "People like him are mocking valid sexualities and slowing down progress. What a garge."
by heckpedostheyreugly January 19, 2021
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Garge

A garge without sand
Hey garge, where are my stones
by Rapemedaddy July 2, 2019
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Garg

Garg is used when someone is about to smoke weed or crack
A: Woah this guy (B) is about to GARG!
B: IT'S GARGING HOUR
by gargly garg who is garging November 14, 2023
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Ishika Garg

"The Best" .... (in all good respects)
by Kuch b lgalo November 24, 2021
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Garged

The act of callously terminating one from his or her employment via a Zoom call or other impersonal means. Named after Vishal Garg, CEO of Better.com, who informed 909 of the company’s employees of their layoffs via a virtual meeting on Zoom.
After all those years of hard work, I can’t believe the company Garged me, and just a few weeks before Christmas, too.
by Garg_oyle2001 December 8, 2021
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