Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.

Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!

by payaso420 September 22, 2012

Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!

-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.

by roflpastry July 23, 2009

Garbunkle

Garbunkle is a Flavor of Juice that’ll get you all the way fucced up or a Feeling of Expression and Excitement

“I was sippin on that Garbunkle the otha day”
“man that nigga was Garbunkle as fuc yesterday”

by FebrezeWRLD February 19, 2021

Glarbinkle

Definition: The act of laughing so hard that you start to hiccup or snort, especially when you're trying to keep quiet in a situation where laughter might be inappropriate.
Gen Alpha Meaning: When you're watching memes or funny videos on your tablet, and you're supposed to be doing homework or it's past your bedtime, but you can't help laughing.

"I was trying so hard not to Glarbinkle at my grandpa's funeral, but there was a booger up his nose.

by Themewingglobglogabgalab April 4, 2024

gorbunkle

a golf ball sized lump or purtrussion extending from the head above the hairline

Tommy crashed his skateboard and struck his head on the pavement and a large gorbunkle emerged

by john R. doe January 7, 2008

Garfunkle Pub's

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

by Pamela N January 16, 2008

Garfunkle

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017