Garf

To eat so aggressively that you can no longer speak correctly (due to your mouth being full)

Coined by Chad Caruso during Skate Across America 2026 Day 24

I'm boutta garf down this sandwich

Damn he garfin that pizza

Garf by gliixo May 25, 2026

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/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me

Mina: I hope you choke/garf

Lyle: are you Fr?

Mina: I said /garf🙄

/garf by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022

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/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

dang kwite is so funny /garf

/garf by hecker123456 March 2, 2022

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/garf

Tone indicator. Short for Garfield. Used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to wether someone is /j or /srs. This is in reference to a clip of John Arbuckle asking Garfield if he is “/j or /srs”

I just shitted/garf

/garf by KwiteFanPage April 3, 2022

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Garf's Law

Originating from iFunny user "AllHailLordGarfield", Garf's law is when you visit somebody's account during an argument and it only add's strength to their argument, an inverse of Bidoof’s Law.

"I checked your subscriptions to see if you sub to see if you sub to p0rn accounts and I saw nothing but garfield. Wtf"
-Verified user MemeDragon upon discovering Garf's Law

Garf's Law by TheGameCube March 14, 2020

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garf moment

saying or doing something that the cartoon cat Garfield would say or do

“man I hate Mondays”
“omg garf moment

garf moment by goofygarf January 11, 2023

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