fart gamble

the risky decision to fart when there is a small chance the fart may turn into something more.

Shane took a real fart gamble when he passed gas at work the other day. The outcome couldn't of turned out any worse as the fart turned into fart lava.

by bigsmooth45 October 20, 2010

riverboat gambler

alludes to one who takes undue risk, wagering on the outcomes of inconsequential events and activities either for money or out of compulsion

Sylvester bet me that the next automobile to pass on Route 66 would be a turquoise Chevy Colorado. He is a riverboat gambler.

by HeadsIwinTailsulose March 5, 2015

gambler glitter

The residue that comes off of a lottery scratch ticket.

Woohoo! I won ten dollars on my scratcher! The bad news is that i have to clean up all this gambler glitter that came off of it..

by Chad was here November 24, 2015

Gamble fart

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.

Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.

by CharlieCamelCase May 4, 2017

cum gambler

One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation

"Yo, she half spit up my semen, bro. What a cum gambler. It seemed like she didn't know what to do"

by Modqueen June 18, 2016

Ed gamble

“Ed Gamble” is new Cockney rhyming slang for “Ramble”. As in to go on a tangent about something.

“Grace can really Ed gamble on about that new tv show”

by CodeGrack November 12, 2021

Gameless

A person lacking or having absolutely no game or swag.

That guy Nick is so gameless, he couldn't even get laid at a whore house.

by little-nuts April 28, 2011