The name gage is a horendous as fuck The name Gage is a stupid name for a boy and will grow up and become a bomber terrorist or cause the next 9/11 and going to schools and shooting it up and often likes to rape little girls in alleyways and is a pussy and carries knives and guns with him and gets 24 year old women pregnant and has a cousin that dies and everyone in his school dosen't like him not even his bff and is very fucking ugly and deformed and got a neck longer than his dick and is gulible and stupid and uglier than a fucking blobfish and is desperate and dated an 11 year old girl and has ) hoes and just gets desperate or ugly hoes thst belong on the streets and is a pick me boy and dates a pick me girl everytime he get a gf and lies to you about doing drugs.
gage mad ugly
by Gage Hater November 17, 2022
Get the Gagemug. by Thot_Destoyer_LIck June 10, 2018
Get the Gagemug. Gage is one of those people who is always fun to be around. He's hard on himself but really he's wonderful in many ways. His puns and jokes can make you laugh even if they're bad ones. If he's busy he'll still do his best to spend time with his friends. Gage is a cool, smart, talented, sweet, hilarious and awesome dude who you can always trust. He can make your bad day instantly better by just being there and chatting with you. Sadly, he doesn't realize how special he truly is. Despite this, he's still lovable and amazing. This might not apply to every Gage out there but if you know one who's like this, treasure them because they are one of the greatest friends you could ever have. (I'm sick and tired of seeing so many bad/sexual/insulting definitions for "Gage" so I decided to fix that by creating one based off of a Gage I actually know. )
by mystical bean September 4, 2018
Get the Gagemug. Gages are so sexy if you are in a relationship with them never let then go because their dick is so HUGE I have dated two gages and both of them had 8 inch dicks or bigger they will make u orgasm so fucking hard
Gage have #8inch dicks
by Ur mom get May 3, 2019
Get the Gagemug. Gage is the most amazing person. He's honest, caring, trustworthy, handsome, and super smart. At times he's a little hard on himself but he should know the world believes in him so he needs to. Anyone that's lucky enough to have gave in their life should never let him go there's something special about this guy. He's a keeper
by Miss understood. Ladi November 21, 2019
Get the gagemug. A guy that is generally called daddy. Given code names so girls can talk about him right in front of him without him knowing (Ex. Foxy) A complete sex machine that gets all the pussy. Generally tall.
"Hey why is Grace sitting down so much today?"
" Gage must've gotten to her last night. He just can't stop when it comes to her."
"Poor girl!"
" Gage must've gotten to her last night. He just can't stop when it comes to her."
"Poor girl!"
by Jardyn The Walrus November 30, 2016
Get the Gagemug. by Harlock October 17, 2012
Get the Gagemug.