gaping gabe

When your boi gabe gets fisted so hard people mistake his asshole for the grand canyon

Yo my boi taj got gaping gabe'd. He cant walk at all.

by Midnightman March 2, 2017

Gabe the Dog

A small white doggo who borked until 1/19/17... Now he can be found on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

How ironic Gabe the Dog died the same day that Trump became president! Sleep tight pupper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

gabist

{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.

Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54

by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007

Gabe helmy

When you see a guy in a pineapple suit and you make out with him

Wow I wanna Gabe helmy him.

by Why amialive July 12, 2018

Gabe

Gabe is just Gabe he is just doing Gabe things leave him alone.

Is that Gabe

yeah hes doing Gabe things.

by JUst GAbe November 9, 2020

classic gabs

Doing something important last minute, late at night.

A classic gabs is not to be done out of mere laziness, but by ppl who know a good outcome can be achieved by putting in little work. Not everyone can do a classic gabs; only ppl who work efficiently.

A: Hey, did u study for the test tmrw?
B: No, imma do a classic gabs.
A: Ah, okay.

by iambabycakes June 23, 2016

Gaben

A joke name for Gabe Newell, one of the most popular employees at Valve Software. He is always teased about his fatness and his inability to count to the number 3, as well as delaying games 9 years. The name comes from a commentary node in Team Fortress 2 where he said he could be reached at [e-mail]. He's become one hell of an Internet meme ever since, with many videos, songs, and even sites based around him.

To stop a Gaben, you must take control and press the Gaben.

by NC1223 April 14, 2013