Magic Growing Sponge Egg Toy

A small pill made up of a compressed sponge inside a gel pill. When placed in water the casing dissolves, the sponge grows, and all delight! The sponge is often colored and cut into fun shapes, such as animals or dinosaurs.

I bought a pack of magic growing sponge egg toys for my kids, but they ate them all. They've been puking rainbow sponge dinos for hours.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009

Groping Skills

The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.

My uncle’s groping skills are the best.

Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.

My roommate had the best groping skills.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Groingus

a tiktok trend where you grab your male friends genitals and squeeze them till they burst while they are asleep

Oh my god! my friend Micah just did Groingus to my Gentitals! I am now a woman!

by Ballseater69420 October 4, 2021

Growing Up

Doing everything you said you wouldn't, and never doing all the things you said you would.

"Why does John always blow us off for school now? He never used to be like that."

"Dude, he's growing up."

by TCT1 April 20, 2010

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 30, 2008

Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela)

This phrase is from Hebrew and despite the somewhat sexual connotation in English, merely means 'clueless' or someone who is unbearably stupid.

Forget David's explanation. He's groping in the dark.

by Rose Z September 8, 2005

Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

by benny_64 March 17, 2009