grobecker

German for gro-ing peckers

Check out that Grobecker.. I think his name is Steve.

by Sausage McMuffin Stuffin November 27, 2007

gorbachev

Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.

I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!

by Random Fuckin Hero January 3, 2009

groach

v.

To pour sand into an orifice before having intercourse with the aforementioned.

"Man! My pussy is so torn up from groaching with Timothy last night. That was the worst idea I ever had!"

by Minxatron October 1, 2006

Gooback

A friend named joe who usually wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, on the floor with the back of his sweatshirt covered in a semen appearing substance.

Joe did it again fuckin gooback! They took er jobs!!

by CashP January 4, 2014

Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 28, 2003

The Gorbachev

Sex move in which a bald man rubs his head in the vagina of a menstrating female until his head looks like the ex-Soviet leader's.

The Gorbachev is like falling asleep in a bowl of marinara sauce-that smells like fish.

by Javid1236 March 28, 2009

Mikhail Gorbachev

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.

Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!

by Jesus420 June 29, 2006