Greta

Greta is the best friend you could have. She says she has a ton of acne but she doesn’t. Greta is so sweet even though she can be stubborn sometimes but she always comes around. If you have a Greta keep her she is the best. She is the most beautiful,amazing,nice,enthusiastic person you will ever meet. She says she is ugly but she isn’t! So if you get a Greta keep her !!!

“Greta your the best and I love you.”
“No I am not”

by Yourthickysissy January 14, 2019

Grettify

When you turn someone into a smoker and a nitty.

J golding was the best serial grettifyer of the 21st century

I can't wait to grettify my mate

by Donworryinnit January 30, 2018

wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.

Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!

by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

Greta

(n.) A classy, beautiful, well-dressed, artistic woman with a down-to-earth nature. She may or not possess physical traits of red hair, pleasant eyes, delicate bone structure, and full lips. A Greta tends to be a perfectionist, often holding herself to very high standards. This woman is very responsible, self aware, intelligent, logical, conscientious, and determined. Often guarded upon meeting new people, she is likely to assess you accurately and get to know you better if she finds you worthy of her time. Greta's tend to be kind, sensitive, caring, and loyal within close relationships.

I wish I was a Greta! Of course I'm bringing Greta home to meet my parents. Why would I want to marry her if she's not a Greta??

by W. J. Seiler February 3, 2010

Gretaphobia

The fear of meeting the band Greta Van Fleet

“Wouldn’t meeting Greta Van Fleet be so cool??”

“Sorry dude, no way. Way too scary for me. I have gretaphobia.”

by emgvf May 6, 2022

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

dirty Greta

A Dirty Greta is a hot, usually Italian, girl that texts in lowercase and has fear of commitment. She has great style and she is very smart, although she goes for much older guys cause yk, #DaddyIssues.

x: just went on a date with this super cute 45 year old!!

y:“damn you’re such a dirty Greta”

by mipuzzailculo April 18, 2020