GPS poo

The steadily increasing urge to take a crap when nearing proximity to a familiar toilet or bathroom.

Driving home from work today, I definately felt a case of GPS poo.

by MillerTime! August 13, 2007

gps zombie

A person who relies on their GPS and turn-by-turn navigation to the extent that they are completely unaware of their surroundings and wouldn't even be able to find their way home without the voice of TomTom to guide them.

"Jim's a total GPS zombie. His phone died and he couldn't even find his way out of my neighborhood."

by akpul November 2, 2013

GPS face

A driver's face illuminated by a dashboard GPS at night.

At 5 am the highway if full of GPS faces.

by Dacoroman March 26, 2009

GPS Driving

Using your GPS device to drive around traffic jams usually through less travelled neighborhoods that have thru streets.

I had to do some GPS driving to get home on time due to the snowstorm that backed up my normal route home".

by Shottscore February 6, 2014

GPS Receiver

Equipment to receive GPS signals for use in navigation.

Bought a new GPS Receiver yesterday - i hope it's better than my last one...

by outlive December 18, 2006

GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

by B-Town June 1, 2004

GPS it

A term used when suggesting the use of a GPS enabled device to locate a destination.

Mervin: Hm... Larry, didn't Mapquest say to turn right on Main in 3 miles?

Larry: Hmmm, Larry... Uhhh, Yeah. I think its been like 30 miles so far...

Mervin: SHIT! Mapquest stinks.

Larry: Yeah, mapquest stinks like your dirty vagina. I'll GPS it on my phone, douche.

by benihana26 June 15, 2008