Goldfish

If you're not sure whether a woman is a golddigger or a catfish you just call her 'goldfish'.

She might be a goldfish bro, stay woke!

by Cloky November 21, 2017

goldfish

When your eating goldfish and accidentally reach too far and touch a guys.. you know..

I'm so embarrassed, i accidentally did a goldfish to him last night.

by the shrexies April 30, 2022

goldfish

a ahwsomely horny good snack

one nite me and my friend were having sex and we ate goldfish all over our bodys

by nikki hunny bunny March 31, 2008

Goldfish

To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.

"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".

"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".

by Kevin Cold as Ice October 1, 2009

goldfish

the useless, no good for nothing, lazy, loud music playing and just all around annoying peolpe in our society today. as useless as a goldfish. mostly pertaining to those of the african american race that think they are the illest homie around. iller than 50 cent.

"Hey Bob, that damn golfish never does any work." "I know fred, I'd like to feed him to my pirahnas as food."

by rod May 8, 2003

Goldfish

A reference or equivelant to cocain/crack and or assortment of date rape drugs

"That nigga ED spilt all her goldfish in her computor room"
"That nigga ED swears she will quit the goldfish right after this fix"
"That nigga ED will only take goldfish in its purest form"

by TFean April 22, 2006

Goldfish

The most useless animal that has completely no purpose.
God was high when he made it.

Goldfishes dont do SHIT!

by Georgioz December 12, 2009