Wet Glitching

To be “tweaking” or another word for rain

You wet glitching. It’s so peaceful outside when it’s wet glitching.

by Wetter 200 August 21, 2019

Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 9, 2004

glitchinate

To cause/exploit a bug in a video game.

Dude, I drove into the stands by glitchinating Gran Turismo.

by anamous January 20, 2005

Glitch in the Matrix

When something in changed in the matrix. In laymens terms when things go tits-up.

Ah get of yer ass and watch the film!

by Mortuus February 2, 2004

Glitchie

Derevitive of sticky icky. Something that is sticky and will produce a noise from friction against itself.

The lubicrant was glitchie

by Fresita74 July 3, 2018

Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

glitch in the matrix

Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.

Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.

by zach greg May 22, 2006