Glert

When a person / pet / animal had eaten so much they’re at an almost standstill. ie overindulging at Christmas

He/ she is so glert, he can’t move

by Che Guevara December 26, 2019

Gnerf

An adjective to describe someone who takes on all arguments to promote organic food and sustainable corporations.

Duco: "Sloots is such a gnerf! He gnerfs all the time."

Sloots: "gnerf"

by Z4zaa October 7, 2010

Gleef

A cross between "globular" and "queef"; Justin Bieber.

The guy who cut me in line at the taxidermist was a real gleef.

by IWork4Dessert December 27, 2011

Glerpees

After you have Hooked up with a girl and you notice your covered in glitter.

Damn Homie I banged this fly ass bitch last night, but I can't get these damn glerpees off of me

by Glitter Herpes December 18, 2008

Glurf

The Process of pooping and peeing simultaneously; Often hated by Koreans who don't get their Chinese food cooked right.

I glurf all over the floor when I am excited.

by Glurft March 24, 2010

gerfilmbunding

film of moisture and grease on the inside of a car windshield, which causes glare when driving at night.

Please use Windex and not saliva to clean off any gerfilmbunding!

by carapulcralover June 12, 2008

Glarfnerd

A black guy named Kingsley. Can also be used to describe random or amusing situations which can not otherwise be explained with logic.

- "Why did you just punch that innocent midget in the face??"

- "Glarfnerd!"

by autobhan December 7, 2010