Glasgow oyster

A scotch pie on a roll

Can I have a Glasgow oyster please? Glasgow Salad

by arsebiscuit123 July 1, 2009

Glasgow Uni accent

A strange mix of American and Edinburgh accents, affected by Glasgow university students who are renowned as being arseholes. Primarily heard in the West of Glasgow.

He's got a Glasgow Uni accent, but the cunt's from Possil, what's that aw aboot?

by infamous budgerigar June 30, 2016

glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)

Glaswegien slang for 'Headbutt'

Ahm gonna gee you a Glesga kiss

by David McQuillan March 28, 2003

glasgow central

a place where young scene kids from the city of glasgow can hang about. though really, its a train station, GROW UP.

"aw mon we need tae get tae scentroo tae do our makeup an chat aboot oli sykkes then have a sip of lambrini n pretend tae be mwi & no even inhale ma jakey mayfair smooths properly. a mean fs glasgow central is the place tae beee"

by rufussss June 16, 2008

Glang

Glaaang- noun- The positive recognition of a sexual inuendo culminating in a hyperbolic gesture of excitement/ arousal (i.e. a hand shake or simply speaking the word "glang")

Glaaang- verb- (1)To call attention to an inadvertent sexual inuendo. (2)To be sexual (3) To simulate a vagina with a hand shake gesture (4) To have sex (5) To have oral sex (6) To have sex-related swagger (7) To reach climax... See more

Glaaang- adj- Possessing attractive physical attributes; eye pleasing. syn.- sexy

Origin: 2009-2010 (from the hood) pre fix: gla- gulliness, swag; suffix: ang- booty, ass, pussy.

"Yo son, you seen'd that ass on shawty? Glang!"

by Five Glang General March 8, 2010

Glasgow Send-off

After a severe kicking the individual then has a shotgun put up his back passage and the trigger pulled.

He owed Billy money and wouldn't give him it so he got the old Glasgow Send-off

by pawk July 13, 2006

Galgamar

Noun or Verb - Galgamar is the King of Canadian CEGEPS, usually residing on the final floor of the school. Galgamar often makes it hard for students to register or regulate the simplest of problems by placing obstacles in the students path, such as 1) Not having OFFICIAL transcripts 2) Defeating the Sabertooth near the cafeteria 3) Collecting the blue emerald on the 5th floor after defeating the troll 4) Course validation 6) School Fees etc. Galgamar has never been seen by the human eye, yet his presence is often felt when put in a situation of academic peril.

Daanish: Yo Fernandes,Galgamar really screwed me today.

Fernandes: How so?

Daanish: My courses were suspended because I didn't validate them.

Fernandes: What now?

Daanish: I must defeat the Poisonous Ogre near the atrium, and have the Record Holder send my records to the Dean.

Fernandes: Chez Paul?

by Matthew Fernandes March 19, 2008