GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.

1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.

by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022

Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.

Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.

by AndyM13 February 10, 2022

gert

a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.

"There goes gert again. I hate her class. She makes it the worst."

by apphpslither June 10, 2024

Gërt

Noun. Excessive jubilation and happiness. Often proclaimed after consuming a 40

Cyrus: "Gërt! That was a good 40!!"

by Countyseat January 30, 2017

Gert.

Huge dick

Gert. has a huge dick

by DivisionIsCool May 17, 2018

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

gert lush

gert lush means something really good in Bristolian

josh: omg that was gert lush
harry: i know it was awsome
kane: ye it was deffinatly gert lush

by fews December 17, 2008