Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.

"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"

by Rukusan August 30, 2005

geldard

A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night

Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!

by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006

Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016

jason genao

A sexy person who is amazing at acting. Is on the best show ever On My Block now streaming on Netflix. He’s 20 and he’s really good at acting he did a really good job on the last episode of on my block which is now streaming on Netflix. So you should check out because if you haven’t seen it your missing something

Jason Genao did a good job acting for on my block

by Mybbyjason May 18, 2018

Was Hast Du Gedacht

A song by German rapper Gzuz, in which he warns his rivals and foes that he is indeed about that life, and knows some very deadly people. The music video for the song includes every stereotypical thing you would expect to find in a rap video, including lean, marijuana, an assortment of handguns and assault rifles, heavily tattooed men, guys in clown masks, someone snorting cocaine off an iphone screen, and Gzuz breaking a beer bottle over his head. The song has become popular in America due to it being featured on world star hip hop, and has caused confusion and shock to audiences in the United States. The video isn't for the faint of heart.

"Was Hast Du Gedacht has made Gzuz famous on the world stage as an up and coming rapper from Europe."

by South Side Chicano February 27, 2018

gandalf

santa on crack

you shall not pass!

by lewis June 14, 2004

genahsyde

A term used to acknowledge someone whose loyal to you and who has your loyalty. Your ROD, toppy, shooter, soldier, you name it.

John asked Mark, “Who is that guy to you?”
Mark responded and said “That’s my Genahsyde!”

by I’m him. May 27, 2020