fetnit

Fortnite battle pass
I just shit out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time
Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?
Fortnite battle pass
I just shit out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time
Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?

james:wanna play some fetnit later hohehohe
jude:dude that is so cringe, get out of my house

by epicfish512 May 24, 2022

padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Un-funnities

All those errands, chores, and other annoying tasks you don't want to do and that get in the way of actual fun.

I wanted to go to the movies but I had a long list of un-funnities to get through first.

by ALeftyWriter February 22, 2009

No Funitosis

Someone who wont have fun. Someone that finds joy in doing absolutely nothing. Someone that's always being a party-pooper

"Jake has no funitosis", said Marisa

by Kasen_Kore October 3, 2017

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

by Lobzer July 5, 2019

faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004