the furnace

Someone so incredibly hot and hunk-i-licious that you can't sleep in the same bed with them otherwise you will be overcome with sweat and desire.

"Oh man, I was sleeping with the furnace last night and I just had to get out of there because I was sweating so bad and I was so horny, though I couldn't possibly do it again because my coot was allready sore from his huge penis."

by Spankjob30000 January 2, 2006

Spanish furnace

You and your buddies go and eat a shit ton of Spanish food then proceed to fart in eachothers mouths and ignite the flatulance

Jordan gives the best Spanish furnace’s ,dev now has 2nd degree burns on his lips and alex has no eyebrows

by Alexandevo July 3, 2018

furnace of endor

First entered the vernacular on Metroboards.com. This term, taken from the name of an old Confederate-owned iron smelting furnace in Lee County, refers to the processes of the human digestive tract and the resulting noxious gaseous emmisions. Allusions to the odour of burnt Ewok hair and flesh are apparent.

"I'd better sleep on the couch, honey; those tacos will have the furnace of endor smelting all night."

by grain wetski July 18, 2006

furnace anus

The overindulgence of too many vindaloos (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or by incerting obects covered in tabasco sauce into the anus(see Mexican Starfish) causing extreme discomfort whilst taking a poo.

Too much spicey food could cause furnace anus

by ticktokk April 20, 2014

Puppy furnace

vagina

Gina's puppy furnace is so stinky it could kill a small village.

by ms nasty August 24, 2009

furnace

To fuck-her-in-the-ass.

Tom: "Hey did you see that girl"
Bob: "Hell yeah I'd furnace"

by mcomer87 September 6, 2012

furface

A person with so much hair on their face they are barly recognizable.

"Susie, shave your face for cryin' out loud! You look like a furface!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004