it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

fundeilism

An aide design to rise emotions

Fundeilism is what caused your state of emotion

by Cookie and peewee November 3, 2022

Target Finder

Weapon attachment in Black Ops 2 for guns that lights up red when someone is in your crosshairs. Widely employed by scrubs who can't aim.

Guy camping in corner with Lsat + Target finder: Man I'm pro!

by Thatperson4321 March 21, 2013

funger

To finger ones butthole then put the poop covered finger in their mouth

Jeffrey got fungered by the new girl

by fish chicken 476 April 19, 2015

sam fender

sam fender is one of the most talented and amazing artists to ever exist. he’s so funny, entertaining and adorable. he got a really beautiful and interesting voice and he’s so beautiful inside and out. he’s also an underrated artist who deserves more recognition but i’m sure he will get THAT recognition and support really soon because he’s going to save the music industry in 2019 and nobody is ready. yohoo!!

sam fender is releasing his first album on september 13th, don’t forget to buy and stream it.

by greasyspoon28 August 24, 2019

Flundergumped

Stupified, dumbfounded, flabbergasted

When you're hit in the head with a 2x4, you've done been flundergumped .

by Flundergumped April 22, 2016

toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.

Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"

by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017