Mumble Fucker

A Mumble Fucker is a person who decides to deny themselves of the sense of hearing by wearing ear buds in an area where being able to hear will not only help others that may be trying to help you, but may help you save your own damn ass and not endanger others because you have chosen not to hear things. A really annoying Mumble Fucker wears sunglasses too in already poorly lit areas so they cant see or hear.

I saw this Mumble Fucker almost get hit by the subway train 'cause he was on the edge of the platform looking North for the South bound train and didnt hear the horn ' cause he had some tunes blasting in his ears. Then Ivsaw him blocking the escalator out of the subway tunnel and folks are trying to pass around him to walk up and he cant hear them say "excuse me" 'cause he's Mumble Fucking, tapping his foot and swaying to a beat...

by Artie Fact June 2, 2019

pie fucker

that guy from American Pie

"hey look, it's that fuckin' pie fucker, the one who fucked the pie!"

by Psyshade January 23, 2009

Uncle Fucker

A fuck-ass fuckin' funny song that was sung by Terrence and Phillip in the movie Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire that was shown in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

Terrence: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting sounds)

Mountie: What's going on here

(Farting sounds)

People in background: Uncle fucker x5

Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker

Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say

Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday

Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!

Phillip: Suck my balls

by weeeeeeeeee August 9, 2005

Fuckergasted

Another way to be flabbergasted or astonished, to the point of being fucked.

The old woman in the park told me she hadn't been deep dicked in years, I was absolutely fuckergasted.

by Bignavajoe July 14, 2015

fuckermouth

fuckermouth one who is a fucker and runs their mouth constantly a vulgar and offensive alternative to calling someone a motor mouth

dude wheres my 50 dollars you owe me

man if i had 50 dollars i would not give it to you

dude shut up fuckermouth i did not ask for your wiseass comment any way

wow man youre really uptight

dude what did you expect from me fuckermouth

ok man i get you

by littlejimmie September 13, 2019

gun fucker

A person who fucks his gun, most likely in Texas

Those gun fuckers can't handle the snow.

by ultralitepro April 7, 2016

Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"

by LArryOG August 27, 2011