fuckloaf

shit fucked piece of bread.

dude, get your dirty fuckloaf off my plate!

by Consullo November 22, 2006

cubic fuckload

A cubic fuckload can refer to either mass or weight, kinda like how "fluid ounces" work.

If you took a standard Wal Mart supercenter and ripped the roof off, and filled it full of nacho cheese, a cubic fuckload of chips is how much you would need.

by m0laria May 3, 2006

fuckology

the study of fucking

What are you? An expert in fuckology?

by Rehnquist March 31, 2004

Fuckload

A shit ton of shit tons, or a shit ton squared

"We have a shit ton of shit tons to ship out by tomorrow."

"A whole Fuckload?!!! Pass me a beer, it's gonna be a long night!"

by fattttttttttttty March 5, 2010

Fuckload

Derivative of "shitload". A large amount.

"Damn, we got a fuckload a' potatos"

by Alex Temal November 18, 2004

fuckload

Assuming a fuck lasts 5 minutes, and the speed is 20 thrusts per minute of 5 inches at a time and a penile cross-section of 2 inches squared, a fuckload would be 1000 cubic inches.

I have a fuckload of work to do, I'll go out another time.

by dmxp May 30, 2005

Sonic the fuckhog

Sonic the fuckhog, to have sexual intercourse with either a married or divorced person (usually a divorced one) really fast and once you are done steal their ring and run. (sometimes referred to as fuckhog).

Person 1:what did you get up to last night?
Person 2:oh it was crazy man this divorced chick was madly into me so I sonic the fuckhogged her, sold the ring for about $2000

by Fockmemate March 15, 2019