fuckholsters

See also cocksocket. Any receptacle for the cock for pleasure purpose such as mouth or vagina

Look at those fuckholsters, I'm gona get me those

by Lighty269 July 7, 2015

fuckchip

fuckchips are the dried crispy flakes that are somewhat attached to the bedsheets after a very intense sexual encounter that lasted eight or more hours . the chips consist of both persons bodily fluids .

i was late getting dressed for work because i went back to the bedroom an grabbed mostly all the chips so i would have something to snack on during the day.
i am hopeful she will share the fuckchips and coffee with me in the morning if i can do a few more hours until then

by fuckchip champ September 5, 2021

Alabama Fuckhouse

Much like a whore house, except it's filled with your siblings.

John had grown tired of boring old brothels, so he decided to turn his home into an Alabama Fuckhouse by double teaming his sister with his retarded brother.

John: "Man, last night was awesome. Me and my brother Eifel Towered our sister. I'm so glad I decided to go to an Alabama Fuckhouse instead of that shitty brothel again."

by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg October 7, 2019

male fuckhouse

Very nice place. Hard penetration all day long. You can walk for the next week though.

This Male Fuckhouse is the best

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021

florida fuckhouse

A large warehouse full of naked meh having sex(usually firemen). They are also covered in ash which makes them look like black people. When everyone is about to cum at the same time onto one unlucky fellow's face, they shit and fart as much as possible whilst 'Bukkaking' ( Boo Cocky ing ) the man in the middle...

--B.H.

::Hey Ted on our vacation we should visit a florida fuckhouse ...

::Alright Carl...

by csbrad December 31, 2008

fuckchop

Someone who serially fucks-up

Ivano Bonnetti is a fuckchop

by Shizer August 25, 2003

Monkey fuckhouse

Akin to the alligator fuckhouse, but instead of initiating a death roll on your partner, you get your feet under you in a low squatting position and hop up and down while beating your chest and screeching like a wild monkey, all while maintaining insertion. Can be performed doggy or missionary, but preferably missionary at the point of climax so there's a chance your cock will pop out and ejaculate on your partner's stomach while you act like a monkey. This way they won't miss the performance.

Alli: Tim did the strangest thing in bed last night.
Donna: What?
Alli: He started jumping up and down and acting like a monkey while he fucked me. He jerked off on me while he did it too.
Donna: What did you do?
Alli: Nothing. I was speechless the rest of the night. I heard him on the phone the next day telling his buddy Jeff that he pulled off a 'monkey fuckhouse.'

by jollyjo December 27, 2011