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I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O
by dogottsel August 27, 2013
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bitch, fuck with me

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! Is from a vine that is an fucking funny!!!!
Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!!!!
by Bitch, fuck me March 23, 2019
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dont fuck with me

Person: DONT FUCK WITH ME
other person: why?

person: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!!!
by Royal bean October 28, 2020
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I'd fuck with that

Used in a similar way to "fucking around." Sort of like, I'd vibe with that, I'm down with it, etc. Unrelated to sex.
"I'd fuck with apple juice so hard."
"Existentialism? I'd fuck with that."
"Yo bro, wanna go to the bar?" "Yeah, I'd fuck with that."
by throwingoranges January 28, 2017
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do you fuck with the war

Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.
So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!
by Suckmydixk666 August 1, 2017
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A description of a person who claims to be woke but who isn't cognizant of or willing to address their complicity in the systems of oppression they inveigh against.
That girl is woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup. She be talkin bout the plight of women in Myanmar while she's steady wearing those UGG boots.

Katy Perry is woke as woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup! She cut her hair and is trying to portray herself as this conscious, feminist artist, all the while living in a mansion bought from the millions she made while being a pinup , perfect, pop princess.
by Barrumundii August 23, 2019
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Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart

Backwards Titty Fuck (BTF) with an Anal Tongue Dart (ATD)
A Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart (or BTF with an ATD) is when you lay a girl on her back, straddle her head with your legs, and backwards titty fuck her while her tongue darts your asshole.
by Max1000 January 15, 2011
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